Kiss me...

Dear hearts,

Miss Mich has decided she would like to be Snow White. Not for the dwarf thing, although that could be fun if one could have them at just the right height and with those big man hands...but I digress...

No, Miss Mich would like to be Snow White so that she could have a little lie down and be woken up by the Prince's kiss. Wouldn't that be nice.

Ms White had the right idea, let me tell you. Frolicking around with seven little guys to do all the cooking, cleaning, chopping of the wood, collecting of the water etc etc...all in love with her, so complete adoration. Very nice. Admittedly, there was that unfortunate old chick, the Queen, who was extremely jealous of her youth and beauty, which of course led to the whole poison apple incident.

One must consider though, that without said poison apple incident, there would be no waking up with a kiss from the Prince. I like the idea that he came to her, Snow White able to just lie around looking good, totally relaxed. All she had to do really was make sure the mani/pedi were in good order, that she was nice and smooth everywhere else and that she had flossed before passing out. Doesn't sound too onerous to me...

There's nothing like a good kiss to bring one around though is there, or to make one feel as though one could just disappear. I'm going to give Kiss the capital letter it deserves. It is in my top ten of favourite things to do. It should be on everyone's top ten.

The importance of the Kiss cannot be underestimated. The Kiss is the first real point of intimacy when we are getting to know each other. And the first port of call generally, in most cultures when we greet each other. Miss Mich herself, loves the European kiss on both cheeks, so sophisticated, and it allows us to linger a little longer, closer to those on whom we choose to bestow our affection.

When it comes to that certain someone, the Kiss is something that I want all of you to treat as an art. I want you to give kissing the time and consideration it deserves. There is nothing more delicious that the dynamics of kissing. Piglet has been known to disgrace herself most willingly when it comes to good kissing. One can feel a certain transcendence when applied in the tantric sense and much has been written to illustrate this. I suggest you do some research.

Miss Mich remembers her first kiss. Yes she does. How lucky for her that the 16yr old boy had full lips and floppy hair that fell so sweetly on his face. How lucky that he was a soft generous kisser who took his time and was gentle and giving. I feel a slight swoon coming on, so will have to move on…

I can understand why girls of a certain profession will not kiss as part of the service they provide. It would be a little like revealing who you really are. One may be prepared to accommodate certain bodily fluids…

The kiss has many applications. One can form a pact of great significance and seal it with a kiss. How many trysts have been ended with promises and a kiss to seal the deal…you may kiss the bride…

The movie kiss must be one of the most stylized forms of acting. It has set a standard both unrealistic and yet aspirational. I love Burt Lancaster and Deborah Kerr rolling around on the beach in “from Here to Eternity”. I have never actually seen the film, but that scene I know so well.
And no one takes a kiss from a girl like Rhett Butler – “That’s what’s wrong with you. You should be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how” Take me Rhett…Take me now.

Miss Mich is getting a little light headed and way too distracted. Dreaming will not sell pens and Dear hearts, the only kissing Miss Mich should be doing is a little arse kissing…to share the pen love, obvi…

Enjoy Hump day.

With a kiss
Miss Mich